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muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.
by gym bob January 16, 2009
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Muffin

A vagina that is puffy and sticks out
Damn that’s a plump muffin!
by Asher Ramses July 9, 2024
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Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...
Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!
by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024
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Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin
"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"
by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015
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Muffin Zuffin

You muffin zuffin
by Kevinjonesisaboomer June 27, 2021
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muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead
Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..
by 47thumper November 9, 2019
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knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: whatcha wanna do tonight ?

Boyfriend let's do a knuckle muffin

Girlfriend: eww sounds like butt stuff .. IM IN!!!
by Ahhitzap1rate May 23, 2016
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