Muffin

An adorable person
They do be wholesome and loveable

They always help when you need help
They say they aren't adorable but in reality are a wholesome little bean
They are a Muffin head

'Alex is such an adorable little muffin head'

by jayne/jason bean November 26, 2020

muffin

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.=

Alli:I ate a muffin. i love muffins
Jake:A muffin is just an ugly cupcake, but we love them anyways!

by shut up stalker March 2, 2008

muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

muffin base

fat ass/booty, taken literally the bottom of a muffin top.

'that girls got a gigantic muffin base'

by theonlyheartless January 12, 2012

Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

muffin

how badboyhalo sees everyone

bbh: DREAM YOU ARE SUCH A MUFFIN!

by blackbelt314 February 18, 2021

muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016