Ghost Shit

When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?

It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*

I swear i just took a Ghost Shit. No evidence at all.

by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

Ghost shit

(v) the act of taking a shit, wiping, and having nothing on the toilet paper

"dude something weird happened to me yesterday"

"what?"

"I took a huge shit but when I wiped there was nothing on the paper!"

"Oh then you must've taken a ghost shit"

by Mr. DookeyHead May 02, 2016

ghost shit

When you bust a fat line of blow and you get the feeling of having to shit but it’s not there

I was so high on coke about to take a huge shit, but, alas, it was a ghost shit

by netra88 July 02, 2019

Mississippi Ghost

Taking a bong rip, inserting your face between someone's buttcheeks. And blowing the hit directly into their asshole.

"Woah man, why'd you fart a cloud?"
-"Oh that? Thats a Mississippi Ghost."

by Calcibyrn April 25, 2021

Ghost Dose

Giving someone a substance (especially psychedelics, like acid) without their knowledge nor consent.

"Chad is so square, he really needs to have his mind opened. Let's add some acid to his beer, and give him a ghost dose!"

by GoodReed August 04, 2020

going ghost

going ghost means lack of activity or just distant

her : heey

you: damn your going ghost on me

by a3str8 April 03, 2020

Jacket Ghost

a super cool ghost that wears a jacket

"No way, its Jacket Ghost!"

by wawawaawaawawaaw March 22, 2024