Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Ghetto lottery

Getting your paycheck

Yeah it's Friday I won the ghetto lottery time to go get my check.

by Wayne M. May 30, 2024

ghetto cock ring

When you double up a rubber band on your package (shaft and boys) to keep your dick hard. Useful when you gotta bang out a slump buster.

I needed me a slumpbuster but couldn't keep hard when I saw her bacne, so I had to throw on a ghetto cock ring.

by Tony "Tone" Booyah! March 15, 2016

ghetto santa

Jerome

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa

by a+t<3 December 26, 2021

Ghetto Steed

A bicycle.

"Had to get here on my fucking, ghetto steed."

by derangedcatboye December 11, 2023

ghetto fist

When you make something work when it’s broken and it’s ghetto.

Bro that duck taped window is a ghetto fist.

by TrainERusso December 24, 2017

Ghetto Financing

See layaway.

We have bad credit so we cant get a credit card but we want this item yo. Well put in on use ghetto financing and put it on layaway and pay 50 cents a month for the next 5 years to we get it.

by Yourname222 May 19, 2013