Mother's Day

A holiday in which mothers can prance around the house and get whatever they want and still treat you like shit.

Thanks hallmark for inventing Mother's Day so that you can make money off of our guilt!

by MatthewsLuke May 14, 2016

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dai!

after u insult someones mother u say DAI! or KLEINDEUTSCH!

DUDE: thats a shitload of mayo on that sandwich
ME: almost as much as i shot down ur moms throat last night DAI!

by Bo Jangles March 17, 2003

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day player

An unimportant person taking up space in the script of life.

I'm leaving the club I'm at because it is filled with extras and day players.

by Metrosexuwell June 14, 2009

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Completely meaningless phrase which has gained mysterious global popularity. It means "Once, I..." or "I used to..." but is uglier and lazier. Similar to the equally meaningless "at the end of the day..." popularised by English soccer stars.

Back in the day, I used to be younger.

I was a child once, back in the day.

by hunthill September 13, 2008

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columbus day

The day every school has school off, while our lady of lourdes has school in session. The day that a few students from our beloved Christopher Columbus high school gave us the priveledge of venerating their school idol by running through our lady of lourdes academy with nothing but a mask to cover their faces and little thongs to cover their pride.

I hope we see some guys streaking today. It is Columbus day.

by HotRed2434 May 27, 2006

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Green Day

An amazing punk-rock band that got taken over by teenie-boppers. It's one thing to start liking them since American Idiot. It's an entirely different thing if you are 12 and say "omfg greenday iz mii new fav band!!!!!!!1" when you just saw the Boulevard of Broken Dreams music video. Teenies ruined Green Day concerts. Ever since they've been coming, the band has had to end their shows early because the stupid 10-year olds have to go to bed at 11:00. Teenies ruined Green Day on all levels. Anyone who belives Green Day are sell-outs just 'cause teenies like them is an idiot. Green Day couldn't help that the stupid boppers went after their stuff 'cause it's THAT GOOD. True fans love Slappy, Kerplunk, Dookie, Insomniac, Nimrod, Warning, and Shenanigans as well.

Bopper: OMFG GREENDAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
True Fan: No. It's Green Day
Bopper: o. lolzz sowwy:(
True Fan: stfu
Bopper: u made billy-joe cry:(
True Fan: no, I made Billie Joe cry

by Ann O. Nemus September 7, 2006

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