Cunt Arse

A term of endarment.
When the arse and the cunt become one giant orrifice.
You cant see the Arse for the Cunt.

Dan is a Cunt Arse
I got Cunt Arsed down the pub last night.

by DanLarmen March 13, 2009

Carry on cunt

Not a saucy 1970s comedy starring Barbara Windsor and Sid James, but a person who either a) packs 300lbs of clothes in an "air-travel approved" roller-case that then won't fit in the overhead compartment or b) someone who manages to get on board with a roller-case, brief-case, laptop bag, hand-bag, duty-free bag and coat despite the 1 piece of hand-luggage rule.

The net effect is there's not enough space for your rucksack within 5 rows of where you are sitting.

"Sorry, do you mind if I wedge my bag under your seat as some selfish carry on cunt filled the overhead"

by growler666 April 26, 2011

Chin Cunt

A man whose estrogen levels are higher in comparison to a normal male causing the formation of a vagina shap between the upper neck and chin.

Man was that Sukies breathe or did he forget to douche his chin cunt.

by Evraj November 11, 2015

Cunt Scum

Someone or something who is worse than a cunt, making them the scum that comes from a cunt.

She just stole my bf! She is nothing but cunt scum.

by Biohaz August 19, 2009

cunt and onion

A term that can be used to replace any profanity in a cheerful yet meaningful manner, it is mostly appropriate when a profanity must be shouted. It is also often used when everything is going against you but you simply don't give a shit and is in this case expressed in the song; 'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

playing FIFA and someone scores against you:

'oh cunt and onion!'

or

Your life's going to shit, the wife has left and you lost your job

'cunt and onion, cunt and onion, tra la la la la'

by cuntandonionfc November 20, 2013

walrus cunt

A.a woman who has been fucked so many times her vagina is "as big as a walrus"

B.a woman who will only take in a man of "walrus size"

C.a very nasty derogatory term for a woman who is fat, ugly, bitchy, or slutty

D.the literal term for a walrus's vagina

A.Dave-Yo, Jessica's a walrus cunt
Jim-What?
Dave-She's a slut, you retard!

B.Jessica-Dave, you may be my first, but 4 inches is not going to cut it.
Dave-Damn walrus cunt!

C.Jessica-Look at walrus cunt Sally over there eating her cupcakes!
Susan-Hey! That's not nice!

D.Jim-yo Dave! At the zoo today, while it was asleep i saw some walrus cunt!
Dave-fucking perv!

by Bob "the fizzle" Freddy January 1, 2009

Dumpy Cunt

Everyone knows atleast one dumpy cunt- its the miserable bitch working at mcdonalds, the annoying jealous girls at the bar. Dumpy Cunt can be used to describe any girl who is obnoxious, annoying or just plain "dumpy". Its the people you see you are constantly miserable because they know their life sucks.

God, the woman at the check out line was such a dumpy cunt

by MISS 'GARA August 3, 2010