2 definitions by Biohaz

A nicer way of telling someone who does or says something stupid or illogical, who has the intelligence to know better, that they have done something stupid or illogical, without thinking
Alchemy being the action of doing or saying the illogical thing.
An alchemist is someone picks something that is hot up without a utensil, when they know its hot.

Miley Cyrus doing a photoshoot naked under only a sheet than saying she didnt realise it would look so bad.
by Biohaz August 19, 2009
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Someone or something who is worse than a cunt, making them the scum that comes from a cunt.
She just stole my bf! She is nothing but cunt scum.
by Biohaz August 19, 2009
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