pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.

Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.

dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.

"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"

by Jaffy23 July 16, 2008

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.

Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

by EROCK!@@% February 5, 2010

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.

by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022

a poo tang bum licker is a person who likes to eat poo and drink pee

mom: what are you doing?
son: eating poo...
mom: oh great my sons a poo tang bum licker

by gangsterunicorn October 23, 2019

Ha bum alia alia is a way to say bye bye!
It can also be used with hand symbols!

God: okay I have to go

Adria: okay! Ha bum alia alia ❤️
God:Ha bum alia alia❤️