dude brain syndrome 

When a guy over reacts to a situation that is triggered by a female , loved one , family member. They will see’s red , they would become uncontrollable, no one is safe , jumps to conclusions ( creating scenarios that haven’t happened or potentially happened ) with or with out evidence. Could potentially lead to breaking stuff , showing up places unwarranted , major freaking out , lots of cursing , yelling , long detailed text , lots of voicemails . Essentially going off the deep end .

Gregg found out his girl was texting another guy . Gregg got dude brain syndrome and lost his mind and was creating scenarios in his head and freaking out about anything and everything on her.

dude brain syndrome by Antics23 March 31, 2023

Ontarion Brain Pop 

When a man nuts in a girl's mouth while tickling her but he plugs her nose so the nut goes into her brain

I gave that old bitch an Ontarion Brain Pop

Ontarion Brain Pop by jafiddle fuckalot April 4, 2023

butter brain 

when someone is not very intelligent. kind of a ditz. absent-minded person.

"gosh! sandy never understands anything! she is SUCH a butter brain."

butter brain by penguinychills April 6, 2023

pig brain

The loss of all rational thought as a person is overcome with an inhuman urge to gorge on fatty junk food and let themselves completely go.

Brian, barely able to breathe and struggling to remain upright through the onset of a severe food coma, blamed pig brain taking him over as he reached for another box of donuts.

pig brain by Analytico April 6, 2023

jane brain

Getting your jane brain on is a euphamism for getting high, most often by using marijuana.

This week’s been so stressful, I gotta get my jane brain on this weekend.

jane brain by SpellingChamp01 April 11, 2023

Gummy Brain 

When you are drunk/high, and begin to say things incoherently and not comprehend anything.

“Hey what do you want to watch on tv?”
“Erhh hav you herd that nu sooshhi eating downtown?”
“Huh? I asked if you wanted to watch tv, Do you have gummy brain or something?”

Gummy Brain by Maxmcc91 April 13, 2023

spreadsheet brain 

When a person is immersed in abstraction for so long that they forget to look up and smell the roses.

Common symptoms: excessive future-oriented thinking, trying to quantify everything, attempting to replace one's inner emotional life with opinions on current events

Daniel: Lately, my sleep quality has been averaging about 79%. I think it's all the stress from the crypto crash.
Melissa: Have you ever considered you may be suffering from spreadsheet brain?

spreadsheet brain by vdw17 April 14, 2023