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snakes

people who pretend to be a "friend", but when you really need them, they aren't there. Most of the times is a snake found by girls, where they also are called fake friends or bitches. I hope truly that you will never ever get a fake friend, but there's a 99% chance that u already have one (or 5...). So good luck and kick the snakes ass!
snakes stab u in the back so be cautious
by pugsarecool January 15, 2017
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Snake

Someone who is untrustworthy, deceitful, malicious, hypocritical, etc. It describes someone who pretends to be friendly and well-intended in order to gain trust in order to mislead, deceive, or betray someone else.
Don't trust that girl. Like the serpent in the Garden she's pleasing to the eye and whispers sweet words in your ear, but she, too, is a snake that seduces and promises everything only to strike you dead when get close to her.
by BxMuscle August 2, 2021
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hissing snake

when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands
Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!
by nighthawk211211211 June 19, 2009
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Virgin Snake

A species of snake with little or no penis.
by merciivy September 30, 2020
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Snake Eyes

A form of great focus that a young adult/mid to late teen will experience after pulling an all nighter while on aderall. This will cause said persons eyes to widen to the point where people will wonder if you just saw your parents having sex.
Person 1: "Hey man you okay?"
Person 2: "No yeah I'm good I'm just gonna stare at the tv for a while..."
Person 1: "K man just make sure to get some sleep soon cuz you got mad snake eyes"
Person 2: " Yeah no maybe after this friends marathon"
by a popular am radio station August 22, 2015
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Drake Snake

Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.
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Snake

Someone who is a 5”11 and has a huge ego and forehead.
That fatneek KSI is a huge snake.
by Hexagonallanal October 5, 2020
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