Tom Proctor

State of mind to hate wet bath mats, as who would want them wet

Your such a Tom proctor

by Jamie Steel October 26, 2018

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 16, 2021

Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.

IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

tom

the guy with the hugest dick ever bigger than everyone else’s in the whole world and nobody can do anything about it it is just so big that it hurts.

woah tom your dick is massive

by frogger666 November 22, 2021

Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

alwin tom

plays chess very well but not that much of a pro..loves his boy gang and always wants to hang out with 'em. His best friend is also an Alwin

Alwin tom is boring

by Sicillian May 31, 2021

Tom Conti as Albert Einstein

Tom's Einstein, the genius of the era, from stage to relativity, mind-blowing!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Is that Tom Conti as Albert Einstein in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Yeah, relativity meets acting, crazy stuff man!

by courtofowls September 5, 2023