Chocolate banana

When someone with diarrhea defecates on their partners penis during anal sex.

Yeah dude, this girl I met at the club had some crazy explosive diarrhea and gave me a chocolate banana right before I came in her.

by Diddyfan July 6, 2025

Peel my banana

To go crazy.

With all the pressure from work this week, I feel like I'm gonna peel my banana.

by Chaquita Peela March 14, 2018

Banana

God you fucking idiots, since a banana is shaped like a dick... you know what i mean.

Why do girls have melons and guys have bananas?

by real defined baby July 29, 2017

Banana peels

A misheard lyric in EPIC: The Musical

(Applies to anytime the word "Penelope" is said)

BANANA PEELS...🍌

by HERMEEEES_dawling January 22, 2025

Banana slicer

The best threat for your husband or boyfriend! Get some smooth (and subtle) revenge in the bedroom. New Toy? Thats what you want them to think. Then chop as fast as turbo the snail, or make it slow like a normal snail. Bananas beware!

Hey, do you wanna play with a new toy? WELL BOY HAVE I GOT THE THING FOR YOU! This banana slicer can really SLICE things up in the bedroom!

by #algbuddy November 26, 2019

this shit is bananas

when a circumstance is indeed bananas

"bloop, this shit is bananas"

by The real Mr.moomoo July 15, 2021

banana bib

The lord of the universe, lover of John Pullen, married to a fat dog and eats children on the daily for his local supply of nutrients

I Love Banana Bib, he’s such a lad

by OfficialBibslam September 6, 2020