Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Fast walk finger snap

Walking like a speed walker while you are snapping fingers with both hands, a nice alternating sequence. You are on your way to the next pub looking for sluts, flirting women, trying to get laid.

What you wanna do now? Lets fast walk finger snap.

by Tom Cruisin Bra February 23, 2023

space walk

getting high and going outside

yo dude what u doin this weekend?

i was thinking of goin on a space walk to the beach

oh shit lemme slide

by cuttlefish9000 March 1, 2023

Bank Walking

A person who walks naked along the creek bank .

Oh don’t mind him , he’s just bank walking to show off .

by Jeffery’s girl March 24, 2023

Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation

*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”

by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023

Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

Fog walk

A 'fog walk' is a long stroll that usually takes place when you are under the influence of typically alcohol or any other substance. The 'fog walk' is experienced as 'foggy' and vague, and the day after you usually don't remember the details of the walk.

A good example of 'fog walking' is when a individual doesn't want to spend money on a taxi or other transportation modes that requires monetary transactions. The individual is then left with the only option of walking home from the bar or club, while under the influence of a intoxicating substance. The walk home from the bar thus becomes riddled with loose and vague memories and almost no recollection of the surrounding environment. Thus the 'fog walk' has been experienced.

by slarv June 5, 2024