F.U.I. 

Facebooking Under the Influence.

"Dude, I should get an F.U.I. I got on Facebook last night after the party and called my X a cheating whore on her wall!"

F.U.I. by Auraten January 27, 2010

wobble u 

Shorthand for "www" when reciting a URL. It reduces the number of voiced syllables required by one third, from nine to three.

"Please visit our website at wobble u dot birdseed dot com for free, downloadable coupons".

wobble u by Bad Pho March 25, 2010

r u thar 

Bastardized Internet shorthand for 'are you there'

a: Hey, say something!
...
a: dood, r u thar?
b: Sorry. I was away, burying him.

r u thar by ver_is_me! June 19, 2011

no u 

no u

no u

no u by lil smart ass kid November 7, 2018

no u 

A polite way of saying, "your argument is invalid." By polite, of course it means obstructing the brain cells in one's body and reinventing the meaning that was once plausible to a rejuvenated definition that destroys any means of philosophical logic.

*Popularized in memes and daily conversations

Person 1: You are limited to have only 3 friends in this communist society.

Person 2: no u

Person 1: *Internal organs blow up and tortured memes escape from the body

______________________________

False Doctor: Memes are not good for your health

Any regular human being: no u

no u by SadFaceHombre March 14, 2019

Got U 

informal: what you say after fooling someone

ha ha Got U

Got U by Cassius_☺ November 6, 2020

B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D. 

Best Friends Forever Until We Grow Old And Die

"Erica, are we B.F.F.'s?"
"NO!!! We are B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D.!!"
"Ah, I see!"

B.F.F.U.W.G.O.A.D. by fbibauwannabe August 20, 2011