Turd maxxing

When thy self freezes thy turd and sticks it in his anal cavity.

Clax: brayden stop Turd maxxing.
Brayden: I CANT STOP.

by gangster definitons March 19, 2024

poop maxing

trying to take the worlds biggest shit every shit

eating nothing but fibrous meals and holding your bowel movements in until you physically cant

yeah bro i've been poop maxing recently

by dodgeramowner March 20, 2024

Rot Maxing

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.

He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing

by CrippledCow March 21, 2024

poop maxing

When you mog your anus and clench it so the poop comes out super skinny.

A very difficult practice if you have constipation.

Poop maxing defines and chisels your buttocks, just like mewing.

Bro I just poop maxed, my buttcheeks look like michaelangelo's.

Bro your ass so flat, come poop max with me.

Hey bro, poop maxing feel hella good, first the poop comes out in a sliver when I clench my cheeks, and my buns get so strong bro, try it.

by Kittypoopy March 31, 2024

Max

Max's are the best people to be around, and liked by everyone. They're funny, and enjoyable to spend time to talk to. A conversation with them can always end in a good laugh, leaving you in a better mood than before. They're also incredibly smart, and get good grades, seemingly easily. They're also athletic, and do sports, probably more than one. They've likely received some type of award due to being such an awesome person and everyone loving them. But they always remain humble for all of their achievements, which makes them even more likeable. Most importantly, they are kind and caring. Being friendly to everyone, they are easy to approach. They treat everyone fairly and with respect. Overall, Max's are amazing people, and you would be the luckiest person to get to know them.

"Hey, have you met Max? He's a really great person."

by @1k0 July 6, 2022

Max

Max's are the best people to be around, and liked by everyone. They're funny, and enjoyable to spend time to talk to. A conversation with them can always end in a good laugh, leaving you in a better mood than before. They're also incredibly smart, and get good grades, seemingly easily. They're also athletic, and do sports, probably more than one. They've likely received some type of award due to being such an awesome person and everyone loving them. But they always remain humble for all of their achievements, which makes them even more likeable. Most importantly, they are kind and caring. Being friendly to everyone, they are easy to approach. They treat everyone fairly and with respect. Overall, Max's are amazing people, and you would be the luckiest person to get to know them.

"Hey, have you met Max? He's a really great person."

by @1k0 July 6, 2022

MAX TURNER

a sexy lanky bloke who is kind and respectful of others im surprised how he dosent have a girlfriend right now.

MAX TURNER is such a fitty

by Vanny from fnaf July 10, 2022