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Real Man

A Real Man is not the beer drink'n, football love'n, Gym pump'n , porn watch'n, meat size'n, dumb ass man bun'n, lady grabber ( trump ) you think it may be. If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee B, driven, smart, gentle, bloody hilarious and the coolest mf.
"Get yo. shit together bro, be a real man"

"Gosh look at Lee over there! He's such a real man, so handsome *sighs*
by Throkmortonthepowerful^^ February 10, 2025
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Real

(of a number or quantity) having no unreal part.
"The roots of the quadratic equation are both real numbers, meaning there are no imaginary solutions."
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Real

A word used in a situation where someone tells you something you agree with, but you don't say "I agree." You just say, "Real."
Friend: "sends meme"
You: "Real."
Friend: "Real."
by deathbloomz4 July 28, 2022
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Liru fucker (real)

The one and only liru fucker (real) yeah thats right hes the greatest guy alive you could ever meet
Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd

liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
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The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
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real

"...i wanna kms"
"Real"
by anonymous September 23, 2022
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real

A Footy team I only hate even more...
oh no is real madrid - liverpoolball
by irieomgfunny/面白い December 25, 2022
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