bejing tea kettle

when one individual licks another individuals butthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.

PERSON A) dude.... last night was freaky

PERSON B) why bro?

PERSON A) i just finished taking a shit, and this bitch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle

PERSON B) did you let her?

PERSON A) DUH RETARD

by pope dope the 2nd April 15, 2010

dingleberry tea

a concoction made from steeping dried dingleberries into hot water of about 120F

did you like that dingleberry tea I made you?

by indica_weeds November 17, 2022

clocky tea

When the tea is too clocky, not even the boots can handle it. “Tea” refers to drama of some sort. “Clocky” means that shit abt to rise to the surface EXPEDITIOUSLY. Clocky tea is a state of mind, body and soul.

“Can I get a clocky tea, hold the boots, with a pump of fierce, served in a diva cup?”

“Okkkk, divaaaa”

*Then they all explode and die*

by sw34tyb4lls4ck January 6, 2025

Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

un-teas-able

When someone is unable to be teased.

Aria is un-teas-able. Don’t even try.

by Quilavah August 19, 2023

Sour-cream covered iced-tea can

You are a very nice and gentle person

“*here is a Sour-cream covered iced-tea can”

“means You are a very kind and gentle person”

by awesrdtgyhujilk; March 7, 2024

tea

Ok so tea is like drama or information that is most likely drama and lots of people are wanting to know about.

Girl: Oooo Ava what's the tea sis!
Girl: SO the tea is Andre and Makayla are dating! I was like oop they are not cute when I found out!

Girl: So here's the mother fucking tea!

Girl: All tea all shade bitch!

by itss.naiya! May 7, 2019