When a girl lies on her back legs up & the guy squats(catchers position). While thrusting and yelling like a monkey, the guy discreetly shits in his hand & throws it in her face.
After leaving Marks, Michael took Nancy back to Blake and Sarah's. Where he gave her the Dirty Monkey on there kitchen floor!
by Spainard October 23, 2011
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Get the do the dirty mug.A sex act when you shoot your load in your partner's eye causing them to squint in that eye. It invokes the image of Colonel Klink, a German officer (Jerry) from TV's Hogan's Heroes, who squinted in one eye from wearing a monocle. Also named after it's namesake Jerry A. who had a pre-occupation with Colonel Klink and monocles in general.
by Bluesalive March 2, 2017
Get the Dirty Jerry mug.The aftermath of an uncurcumcised dude wiping his smegma-coated penis across the upper lip of a chick. Like a dirty sanchez, but resulting from an abundance of smegma rather than the presence of shit.
Sven wiped his smega-encrusted, uncircumcised dick allover Jenny's mouth, leaving her with a dirty Norwegian moustache.
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Get the dirty norwegian mug.The act of while using a sex swing. Twisting the sex swing over you while your partner,mounted in the swing, unwinds down on your pulsating member.
by Backyard B February 14, 2010
Get the Dirty Schmiddy mug.When a girl lies on her back with her head hanging off the bed. And she lets you fuck her throat while she tried to sing opera.
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