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stupicide 

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.
I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.
stupicide by rubble May 19, 2006

STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

when your stupid horse makes you fall out of your porche, and makes you lose all the money in your bank account so you just have to scream "oh no!"
You:*loses all the money in your bank account* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔

ME:*Starts chanting stupid horse* STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔ STUPID😡HORSE 🐎 I🧏🏾 ♀️JUST↪FELL🍃OUT📤OF🩸THE⤴️PORCHE🚘LOST🛅THE⤴️MONEY💰IN📥MY🇲🇲BANK🏦ACCOUNT🧾OH🕗NO⛔
Someone who is so far beyond stupid that they don't deserve to be called stupid.
You thought your bird looked pregnant. You are so stupi.
Stupi by Gingerbr3ad March 5, 2011

stupidity at its best 

The maximum level of stupid 9000+
John tried to erase a pen mark.....STUPIDITY AT ITS BEST

American Stupidity 

The stupidity of americans in stereotypes and movies.
American: DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT TOILET?!? IT SQUIRTS BACK AT YOU!

French man: Non, it is to make sure you're clean.

American: Nuh uh, it's a waterfountain!

Frenchman: ...ugh you, my dear sir, are teh definition of American Stupidity.

stupidity tax 

"God! Is that the time? Got to get to the shop and pay my stupidity tax."
"You'd be better off putting it on the 2nd favourite of the first horse race of every Saturday; buying premium bonds or even sticking the pound coins in a biscuit tin under the bed."
"I know, I know but I've been playing these same numbers for years now and if they came up I'd kick myself."
"I logged on to this website that explained how Lotto is a big swindle controlled by Freemasons who are anti-gambling and the number ball machine is rigged to give certain numbers."
"AAAGH! You bastard! You've made me late now! You wait, I bet my bloody numbers come up."