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Penis Afro

The pubic hair of a male
by Im a BOT5059 June 12, 2020
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Communism Penis

A penis, but it's not your, its everyone's
Your penis? No, no, OUR penis. Communism penis, its simple.
by River is God February 25, 2022
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High-penis

When to individuals with a penis give each other a high five with said penises. So basically a high five, but instead of hands you use penises.
Your new girlfriend is super hot. High-penis bro, good job!
by 69Unicorn69 November 25, 2021
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bonsai penis

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"
by W48 November 12, 2014
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discombobulated penis

a penis that is very chubby and bends in multiple directions
" did you hear Ben has a discombobulated penis?"
by max bristow March 1, 2023
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Penis Envy

The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"

This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 7, 2010
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penis puffer

by anthony smith November 3, 2006
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