Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

by Makeme88 August 26, 2016

she's a 2 beers

It's how many beers you need to drink
To fuck a girl because she's not that beautiful.

-look that girl !
-yeah she's a 2 beers!

by icantbilive August 5, 2016

Summer beer

Just don't. You and anyone who drinks it will regret it the next day.

If you do. Two handles of Smirnoff, Two 24's of bud light, and a gallon of kool aid.

Whatever happened with the summer beer you guys made for yesterday's party?

We dumped the rest of it this morning.

What! Why?

Two guys ended up on the roof, I ended up on the rocks, one guy lost his stomach and we lost the last guy.......all before it got dark.

by 2XC June 2, 2016

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

Bong Beer

Fill a bong/dab rig with beer, take a rip, then chug the beer from the bong

Friend 1: I wanna get crossed
Friend 2: do a Bong Beer

by GucciPlayboyOnRoblox January 1, 2017

beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic

Look at that bitch beer guzzling

by Spirit Shot January 10, 2017

One-beer drunk

When you have only had one beer but you still want to blame your actions on alcohol.

"Dude, why are you watching 'Cheers'?"
"Don't worry about it, buddy. I'm one-beer drunk."

by Sleepy time tea January 11, 2017