Money

ME!!!

I own the business and I am money

by Nachobomb November 19, 2021

Money Pull Up

“Money pull up” is a practice started in Jamaica which involves the shelling out of money to a dj by party goers for him to replay a particular dancehall or reggae song.

“ Only in Jamaica do you see a money pull up at karaoke”

by Speedawf June 12, 2023

money

something that people complain about not having enough, yet still spending freely every 5 seconds

My friend complained about not having enough money, and then proceeded to buy more money... WAIT WHAT

by omega3fattyacids December 30, 2023

Money Mitt

nickname for the richest senator in US History Mitt Romney

Money Mitt was worth between 100 million and 300 million.

by Coop Dupe November 28, 2019

Jew bag money

When someone starts to acquire a lot of currency. (Most likely not spending money either)

Wow Jake has really been getting that jew bag money lately.

by Beetjuice February 15, 2025

Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.

Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

fuck broke get money

Screw not having a job and no money work for what you want

Friend:Life is a vacation

Me : no it’s not your broke and can’t even buy drinks “fuck broke get money”

by Jessie Ames September 20, 2021