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Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)
Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022
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Dying Muffin

A euphemism denoting the feeling of lateral brain activity during an extremely peculiar situation
"Dude I was walking to work this morning and I passed this beautiful girl, but when I turned to look at her again she was a cat"

"Sounds like you had a dying muffin on your hands bro"
by CapnChunkNoChunk August 30, 2017
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anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.
by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016
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Snazzy Douche Muffin

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.
Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.
by Leyulf September 30, 2013
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barbecue muffin

The act of pouring barbecue sauce on a woman's vagina before going down on her.
Jerry got bored with his wife's tasteless vagina, so he gave her a barbecue muffin to spice things up.
by Crunchy Dark April 28, 2014
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muffin

the most adorable existence and great best friend, funny, smort and friendly. will keep you safe and is the best friend you could ever have
man,i wanna be best friends with muffin!!!
by kitten.kitkat November 26, 2020
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Muffin

The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.
Russel is a muffin!
by JLew2025 September 14, 2020
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