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Michael eaton

A real sicko motherfucker you will spit on a child at any given moment while fucking your dog. Then to leave in a v6 mustang who calls it “muscle”
I know your crazy but damn I didn’t know you were Michael Eaton crazy
by Wacky bozo January 28, 2022
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Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black
Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*
by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020
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National Bully Michael Day

On February 4th you are allowed to bully your friend named Michael.
National Bully Michael Day is today, time to go bully my friend.
by AnnaBananaDemon February 4, 2022
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Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.
“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”
by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023
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Michael N.

A sweet, funny,smart, sassy,protective, and really amazing guy. He always gives you a look that can make you laugh for hours. He has close friends, but he holds onto them tight. He will try to hurt you if you hurt any of his friends. He is a great actor and singer. He is such an adorable theater geek. He doesn't care about what others think of them. He can make you fall in love with just one look of the eye. If you ever know a Michael like this hold onto them tight because you never know when you'd have to say goodbye.
I really wish I had a Michael N. in my life.
by Jorge 3.0 March 20, 2019
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Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.
Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"
by Hym Iam May 28, 2024
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Michael

Seggsy ah man that lives in quandale dingle hole, he is a sussy baka that likes bakas up his hole
Damn Michael likes it in the hole, like hole in one
by Santiago Patino June 10, 2022
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