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TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE

reality is lemons and the internet’s my lemonade!!
TALKING TO STRANGERS ONLINE WAS THE BEST DESCISION I EVER MADE is a lyric from shawn wasabi’s burnt rice and also from url 2 irl! (listen to both they’re good!!)
by anonymous May 15, 2025
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Best-hairdresser-itis

Someone who is really helpful but can't (or won't) help themselves.

From the saying "The best hairdresser will never receive the best haircut"
Alice: I'm tired of looking out for everyone when nobody looks out for me.
Bob: You've got a sore case of best-hairdresser-itis
by Coox1e May 15, 2025
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Best

by Rottweiler Victorious May 18, 2025
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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Den beste

When you're literally the best. The best of the best.
Always used in a very serious manner of speaking.
Also known as a "Willem"
You really are den beste.
by KingFluppe July 9, 2023
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best boyfriend

A phrase that perfectly describes a man with the following features: specifically, he must have curly dark brown hair, a gray cat, and of Arab descent. His name must start with an A and ends with a dam.
Friend 1: Who’s the best boyfriend?
Friend 2: Adam of course! :3
by bestboyfriendhehehehhe July 16, 2023
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America's best

When you lay the balls across the bridge of her nose so that each ball lies in a separate eye socket
This bitch said she wanted to see me more so I gave her an America's Best
by Libushe July 17, 2023
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