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gay interest

Message used to inform people that the items of clothing will be sweaty or have cum added to it when bought
by Cobbler23 November 13, 2022
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dick internet

When your ping is over 9,000 milliseconds. Coined by SML.
Jeffy: Daddy, we have dick internet!
Marvin: Jeffy, don't use language like that!
by ssvbxx January 20, 2023
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Dick Interest

When you have done something incredibly bad and you have todo little gestures of recompense until you have ultimately made good on the transgression. Not to be confused with dickterest.
I forgot my girls birthday so I'm paying dick interest until I get her a massage.
by FuzzyRugMan February 28, 2023
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Self-interest

And when do THEY forgo THEIR self interest for ME, Jordan? That's what makes your entire worldview horseshit. It never goes the other way. It NEVER takes the form of YOU (or ANYONE for that matter) forgoing THEIR self-interest for ME.
Hym "And when does it work in the other direction? Who around me needs to forgo their own narrow self-interest? Noone? Then why should I be expected to? 'BeCaUsE yOu ShOuLd Be SeLflEsS! AgAiNsT yOuR wIlL eVeN!' You're NOT THAT Jordan. That's what makes you a charlatan. AND a liar. You don't actually ACT like you believe any of the things you say and all of your colleges have proven they DON'T actually belive any of the things you say. Your entire career has been dealing with poor victimized women and malevolent men and now YOU'RE THE SAVIOR! THE WHITE PROPHET COMETH! WOOO!" ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
by Hym Iam March 9, 2023
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The Interesting Thing

It's just... never interesting. You shouldn't be needing to tell the other person it's interesting if it actually was.
Someone: "You see, the INTERESTING thing is..."
Me: "No. Just... no."
Someone; "But it actually is interesting! I was going to talk to you about the joys of being a stock manager!"
Me: *Dies*
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The Internet

The internet can be an informational place for searching,Watching,. But before all of this people had to search information in books.This โ€œInternetโ€ Started with ARPANET and the Defense Data Network officially changed to the TCP/IP standard on January 1, 1983 hence the birth of the Internet.The internet has lots of Search Engine to use such as Google,Yahoo Although The internet can be a wonderful place it can still be a dangerous place to search in so anytime you search in the internet look out for misinformation or Propaganda.

To access the internet we need a source so in 1822
The first computer was invented by Charles Babbage (1822) but was not built until 1991! Alan Turing invented computer science. The ENIAC (1945) was the first electronic general-purpose digital computer; it filled a room. The Micral N was the world's first โ€œpersonal computerโ€ and that's a little known fact about how the internet came to be and how people can access it wirelessly from the comfort of their homes instead of going to the library reading books and going back to your house.
The internet has its roots in the late 1960s with the creation of ARPANET, an academic research network funded by the US military's Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA, now known as DARPA). The first workable prototype of the internet was developed during this time. The aim of ARPANET was to provide a way for researchers to share computing resources and collaborate on research projects.

The development of the internet continued through the 1970s and 1980s, with the creation of new computer networks and the development of the Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol (TCP/IP) as the standard communication protocol for these networks. This led to the formation of the internet as we know it today, a global network of interconnected computer networks.
by [Classified Order] March 20, 2023
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reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E
by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023
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