Snake That Spits

A Native American euphemism for "penis".

I was going to bang this girl but, "she" pulled out her snake that spits.

by Roy Blanteep November 28, 2013

Poop snake

A very long turd.

Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D

by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 08, 2021

Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 01, 2019

Snake meal

When you eat 1 big meal the entire day instead of the reasonable 3 small meals

I had a snake meal today so I’m good for today

by Michaelpapercompany July 23, 2023

as mad as a cut snake

It means insane. Because when a snake gets chopped in two it goes crazy (don't try at home)

He was as mad as a cut snake.

by DoneForG%?d April 05, 2016

Drake's Snake

A bazooka is a man-portable recoilless anti-tank rocket launcher weapon, widely deployed by the United States Army, especially during World War II. Also referred to as the "stovepipe", the innovative bazooka was among the first generation of rocket-propelled anti-tank weapons used in infantry combat. Featuring a solid-propellant rocket for propulsion, it allowed for high-explosive anti-tank (HEAT) shaped charge warheads to be delivered against armored vehicles, machine gun nests, and fortified bunkers at ranges beyond that of a standard thrown grenade or mine. The universally applied nickname arose from the M1 variant's vague resemblance to the musical instrument called a bazooka invented and popularized by 1930s American comedian Bob Burns.

Person 1: Have you seen the Drake's Snake?
Person 2: Who the fuck is Drake?
Person 1: *dies*

by jesterrrrrrr May 29, 2024

skeet snake

A human fruit gusher

after 30 seconds ashley was a skeet snake

by Skeet bear February 21, 2017