pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.
Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.
by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
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dig up a badger and bum it

To be sexually frustrated to such desperation that you might venture into the countryside and do the aforementioned act.
"I'm so horny, I could dig up a badger and bum it!"
by Jaffy23 October 16, 2006
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Captain Morgan Spiced Bum

When your partner wears a captain’s sailing hat and and sits on your face while you’re chewing Wrigley’s cinnamon gum.
Had some Captain Morgan Spiced Bum last night night
by Stephen Roche March 14, 2022
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poo tang bum licker

a poo tang bum licker is a person who likes to eat poo and drink pee
mom: what are you doing?
son: eating poo...
mom: oh great my sons a poo tang bum licker
by gangsterunicorn October 23, 2019
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SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS

The type of weed that makes you want to sit on your ass forever.
Dude im gonna quit my job and sity on this here couch forever because i just smoked some SCHWEDEY BUM LUM CHUMS
by EROCK!@@% February 05, 2010
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ha bum alia alia

Ha bum alia alia is a way to say bye bye!
It can also be used with hand symbols!
God: okay I have to go

Adria: okay! Ha bum alia alia ❤️
God:Ha bum alia alia❤️
by Adriiiiix cool awesome March 19, 2021
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