I'm not actually dead, it's a metaphor indicating I'm laughing so hard that I'm losing Oxygen which could lead to suffocation
Guy: What is the difference between a black father, and a Boomerang?
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
Other guy: What?
Guy: A Boomerang comes back.
Other guy: HAHAHAHA, I'm dead.
by SantanaFlorDeLuna October 20, 2023

by Kamikaze April 25, 2004

by Bismo Bon Bon December 24, 2020

"I'm sad."
"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"
"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"
by -}- June 26, 2021

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023

A Russian euphemism for "I don't care what happens to Ukrainians. I won't do a thing to help, but I don't want you to think that I'm a bad person."
by cuyk August 30, 2022

by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023
