got five

A question asking if you have five minutes to talk, listen or lend a helping hand

Hey, you got five to help me?

by ragnarodin October 4, 2016

Got Evaned

When in a text message thread with friends, you respond to any comments with extreme trolling, continually referencing a past sensitive issue

Friend: Does anyone wanna game tonight?
Me: No, too busy polishing my Tom Brady GOAT bobblehead
Other Friend: You just Got Evaned

by Evan Peter Grandview May 17, 2021

You got no kulture

No taste

Eww you don’t watch anime you got no kulture

by Dusty loscat August 20, 2022

bro got cloned

a person looks different like weird

kay flock bro got cloned

by frnkstin October 17, 2022

U got snap?

Every douchebags pickup line to every woman they see on the internet.
They don't want your Snapchat to be your friend, they just want you to send them nudes because they're lonely bums who can't get bitches.

Girl: "I'm so thankful to have friends like you guys"
Douchebag: "U got snap?"
Girl: "Eww, no, go away"
Douchebag: "Ur just a hoe"

by Urban_Alien_69 November 12, 2025

god got you

some people are so arrogant with their selfish actions that the only one who will handle them is god in the end.

Only god can judge me so god got you.

by Pixie Bxtch September 10, 2020

mom i got a pb

when u got a pb time in cubing you say this ¡MOM I GOT A PEEEEEBEEEEEE!

mom i got a pb:

you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!

by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017