emo haters

just about anybody, next thing ya know emos will start cursing their own existance and blame god for being born an emo, and become emo haters themselves. Ritualisticly writing "i hate you i hate you i hate you" on their bathroom mirrors with the blood of their pinky coz they're too pussy to actually get themselves to cut their wrists

emo:*mumbling to himself like the fucktard he is "the pain of eternal darkness bursts from my heart like the zit puss of a melancholy one-eyed, one-legged, one-balled cockroach"
,*bumps into another guy coz he's too busy decaying with sorrow.
guy: watch it fag.
emo:*takes the remark like a stab to the heart and starts noticing today's field of negative emotions surrounding his lonely entity from emo haters all across the galaxy and begins to attempt stabbing his ear with a pencil that is unluckily unsharpened then begs for death to take his lowly existance and acknowledges his infiriority
...its about time pal, join the fucking club

by Mushroom hugger February 25, 2007

hardcore emo

Since when did being overly sensitive, crying all the time, broken hearts, and guys wearing girls' pants become hardcore?

Hardcore emo contradicts itself.

by noimnothxc June 30, 2006

Emo Kitten

When you feel like talking in the third person, and you feel like using words not often used in common everyday language to express your feelings. Emo kitten does not like, it approves of. Emo kitten does not get confused, it can become perplexed. Emo kitten is not curious, it is inquisitive. And etc. etc. etc.

1.) Walk into a room where a group of people suddenly burst out laughing

Me: *cocks head slightly* "Emo kitten is perplexed."

2.) Friend: "Dude! Check out this hot chick I hooked up with last night!" *shows picture*

Me: "Emo kitten approves." ^_^

by Jamakal June 19, 2010

emo disaster

one who has absolutely no confidence or self esteem. someone who needs to do some inner-thinking in order to find the person they're looking for, be happy, know where to go in life, and accept the person they are.

woah, what an emo disaster, he allowed his ex girlfriend's opinions control him.

by Alana and Doni January 29, 2008

The Apocalypse Of Emo

The day every decent human being waits for.
And we don't mean the grunge sub-culture that appeared in the early 90s,we mean the Hot Topic wearing,LiveJournal writting,Laguna Beach watching,whiny pimply white 15 year olds that currently overrun the earth.
And on that day;we shall strip down to our birthday suits,blast The Libertines from our car stereos and shout "THE REVOLUTION LIVES!"

Jesus will come down and play the solo of "I wanna be sedated" on the Eve of The Apocalypse Of Emo.

by Gabby G. November 14, 2007

emo kid

okay, firstly i gotta say EMO KIDS DO NOT SLIT THEIR WRISTS OR WANT TO DIE. some emos might, but mostly they dont. emo is a type of music which is normally guys singing, but is has proper connections with the world and actually means something.also, its a kind of style and a kind of clothes. and i gota say emos ARE COOL AND THEY ROCK. they are not depressed and are usually happy, kind and caring people who understand each other. they shouldnt be labeled as suicidists (if thats even a word but u know what i mean) and they should be judged because of how they dress.

You can normally recognise an emo ::
skinny/drain pipe (tight) jeans
band or just darkly coloured t's
sometimes a hoodie, normally with neon colours (eg black with neon stars)
converse or vans , normally dirty and worn
normally studded belt or wrist band
favourite band name on ther wristband
usually pale skin, dark makeup round the eyes - loads of eyeliner
dark hair (black, or red maybe) with a sweeping side fringe that normally covers at least one eye
and 2 be honest normally ther really hot
THEY DO NOT WEAR BIG GLASSES ANY MORE

ROCK ON EMO KIDS !!!!!!! (AND MCR WHO ALSO ROCK THE WORLD)

*emo kid walks into a class room, wearing the tightest jeans he could find and a bright neon green studded belt. evry one glances and looks away. the plastics, jocks and other loosers cant be arsed to get to know the nice kind caring person taht emo kid actually is*

by monishaa_loves_mychem March 24, 2008

Emo hater

Some who passes the line of purely hating the music (don't blame them, most mainstream bands passing themselves off as emo are) for whatevr reason. Most probably a bandwagon jumper wo believes people care about their views. Feel the need to make unoriginal jabs purely to make up for the fact that their highlight of the day was belittling somes opinion behind the anonymity of the internet. Only knowledge of the subject was from a YTMND creating, forum fad following tool. Thinks anyone against their hating is emo and "Should go and cry up in their room." because erm, they all do that.

Emo hater: lol next to Fugazi it says emo. lol u must be an emo kid and cry over your ex gf. lol emo.
Person with sense: Wow, how hilarious. Go play WoW emo hater.

by EPU September 11, 2005