Dewey Dragon

A terrifying, fire-breathing serpent (female) that flies around the Dewey Beach, Delaware bar scene with two goals in mind: obtain free alcoholic beverages and catch the innocent male's pipe, left and right. You must always have your guard up for these cum-guzzling creatures, as they will attempt to lure you into their dragon lair for only their benefit, leaving you with a loss of money and blue balls.

Watch out boys!! We have a blacked-out Dewey Dragon flocking around North Beach looking for free shots and a dick to fill her up. Grab your shield and sword gentlemen, it's time to go to battle!

by Woody is captain November 16, 2018

Food Dragon

When you eat food that hasn't cooled yet so point your head in the air, open your mouth and breathe. The heat and smoke coming out resembles that of an angered dragon.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy. He forgot to blow on his food.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a Food Dragon

by xXMethluvrXx March 3, 2018

dragon

A cornball , someone who is a kiss ass and thinks hot stuff like chili is cool and is despised by all.

Look at joel hes dragon again ,he will never be cool.

by The Truthful1 December 7, 2020

Dragons Cum

The Mixing of Coffee Creamer with Fireball Whiskey

Hey man wanna try dragons cum, its thick and creamy and burns on the way down.

by Shock613 December 23, 2024

Dragon Alicorn

It is a dragon hybrid with a unicorn and pegasus. They normally fly and impale children while flying to show off their awards.

Wow dude did you see thaftDragon Alicorn kill that kid

by Dragon death May 2, 2018

Stuffed dragon

When a man or woman inhales smoke of some sort, then proceeds to give oral and blow the smoke onto the penis while sucking.

Holy shit, last night Becky gave me the stuffed dragon.

Nice bro what did she did she smoke .

She hit a bong.

Lucky bitch.

by Puff_dragon_receiver February 4, 2022

Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.

Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"

by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016