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Douche Muffin

Douche muffin is a term for a white Dumb shity ass mother fuckers named ShaneStur
Douche Muffin, His movies are Realy Fucked up the pussy hole.
by Clitterdick347467846846 January 30, 2010
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bmw douche

Someone who hates on BMW's and is therefore a douche.

Yes you are mad you can't afford one and no we don't lease. We Own.

You're mad you can't afford one and have nothing better to do than write lies and bs about those who can afford one.

Maybe you should stick to your toyota since you would never be able to afford to buy one outright let alone put 20 g down for one to walk out of the dealership with it.

We make 100'000's of dollars a year and can therefore afford a bmw, a bmw douche can't. aka a( hater)AS IN WE have more power and money than you do and can afford better cars.

You're a BMW douche because you wish you had one yet can't afford one.
BMW douche is the guy who's hating on them not the drivers.
by klimx March 21, 2010
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bonsai douche

A tree that is small, stupid and has no self worth.
You have a lot of trees in your yard. Most of them are pretty big but that one over there is nothing more then I Bonsai Douche!
by ducknukem2999 December 17, 2008
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Douche Bouche

Synonymous with douche bag; can also refer to the male hair style of cow-licked bangs with pomade (flipped up).
Erica's douche bouche boyfriend has a douche bouche on the front of his head.
by Funky McFresh September 26, 2008
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Douche Train

Bumpo's favourite word at Kilcoo,
I, (Shaker) made it up.
It is another way to call someone a douche,
but douche-train is something bigger than a
douche, and it is much better than a douche bag.
"Chugga Chugga Douche Douche"
"You're a douche train"
by Shaker Grandy June 19, 2008
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Dizzle douche

The derivation of the latin word ductio, meaning shower and the slang word 'dizzle', the combination of which is used to describe a sanitation utility for the canal that leads from the uterus to the external orifice if the genital canal, or to the cloaca.
"Yo man, that chick needs a dizzle douche!"
by Ductio Dhezel May 15, 2004
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douche mccallister

someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.
man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.

why do you say that?

cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.
by saucy mcgee May 28, 2008
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