Urban Dictionary 

A website with a minimal amount of useful information, but where a lot of kids with too much time post completely made-up bullshit terms that they hope will catch on, and about topics of which they know sweet-fuck-all - such as SEX. Examples include cock-taco, donkey-punch, chili-dog, space-docking, and any other ridiculous scenario that could only transpire in the fantasies of a desperate virgin.

#1: Dude! Last night I shit on this girl's tits then I rubbed my dick in it then I made her suck my cock! It was awesome!!

#2: Dude, totally, me too I love that shit it's so funny! We should call it something and put it on Urban Dictionary! But for now I'm gonna go play WOW and jack off in my parents' basement!

Urban Dictionary by One-time contributor January 1, 2011

Urban Dictionary Try-Hard 

A person who has nothing better to do than to continuously attempt to create funny definitions at Urban Dictionary all day but failing due to their own overzealous efforts.

Mostly teenagers but not exclusively, these people will begin to suffer from withdrawal symptoms similar to a drug addict's if they do not get their share of thumbs-up but in their pathetic desperation to attain acceptance, they fail and are further exiled from society.

This also includes the thumbs-down trolls, as their need to try and belittle other people's definitions, no matter how accurate, is the result of their own failure at Urban Dictionary and at life, which to them are apparently one in the same.

Toolbox = "I'm going to thumbs-down this bitch's definition."

Human = "Why?"

Toolbox = "Because they thumbs-down'd my fucking shit when it's flawless. Read it."

*Reads an essay's worth of words for a single definition filled with retarded grammatical errors, overuse of shitty internet memes, dumb inside jokes and a lack of humor*

Human = "Well, I found the reason why, dude. You're a UDTH (Urban Dictionary Try-Hard)."

Urban Dictionary Try-Hard by WsLp137 November 26, 2011

The Urban Dictionary

What is Urban Dictionary? Urban Dictionary is a website you are at now. It is a total waste of time. In Urban Dictionary, RANDOM PEOPLE post meanings of other RANDOM PEOPLE which they 99.9999999999999999999% don't know. But sometimes people get happy while listening to praises of their own.

Yay! Someone said that I'm pretty in The Urban Dictionary!!! I'm so happy.

The Urban Dictionary by Oopsies!!! November 29, 2020

Urban Dictionary Downer 

A retard who's born with a few extra chromosomes and, as a result of this, feels obligated to vote down on every UD definition he comes across just because he feels like it.

Person A - Hey, why's that spaz voting down on that UD definition for crack? It's a perfect definition man!

Person B - Oh him? Yeah, he's just an Urban Dictionary Downer.

Urban Dictionary Downer by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010

Urban-Wiki-Dictionary 

Another name for Urban Dictionary, since all the gun faggots and nerds who want to boost their E-cred by looking smart and began posting technical definitions on a slang website. Because we definetly would rather get our info here.

Named for those who think this is Wikipedia

Welcome to Urban-Wiki-Dictionary. How about instead of learning about Earth from an actual source, you look it up here, and one of our Resident Experts (Code for faggot) will give you information that's probably untrue.

Urban-Wiki-Dictionary by fgsfdsMASTER October 9, 2009

urban dictionary 

Do you really have nothing better to do then look up urban dictionary on urban dictionary?

you better not make me come out of this computer...

I mean it stop searching urban dictionary and go get a life

jeeeez,

urban dictionary by Kylie CHACHA! August 5, 2008

Urban Dictionary 

A site that lets people on the net to give what they think is an accurate definition. Includes slang.

I went to Urban Dictionary to see what trends or slang i might be missing

Urban Dictionary by dr evil 2 March 29, 2007