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cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.
p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes
by Saevi June 16, 2023
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mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021
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The Cream Norman

When you’re having sex with your significant other and at the point of climax you start repeatedly screaming rape.
I gave my girlfriend The Cream Norman last night. She asked me to leave immediately
by Lucky#Selm September 20, 2022
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Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.
“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
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Daddy cream

When you finally get the whipped cream bottle after your dad when making a sundae just to find out he’s used every last drop.
Guy 1: Yo your sundae is weak as fuck boy!
Guy 2: My dad passed me some daddy cream ass shit
by BIGBUTTENVY_GETCARTER August 4, 2022
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Creamed Steamer

When an individual farts (or sharts) a hot cum load.
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?

Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...

Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!

Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?

Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 1, 2023
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cream stick

a delicacy made of chocolate, with a filling inside, vanilla, or chocolate, sometimes it can be fruit, or berry
I bought cream stick with chocolate filling. It was very tasty!
by GoXoID February 20, 2023
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