Blow Cream

Bull semen carefully filtered in the mouth of a bearded german cowboy named Otto and then blown into a carton. The blowing creates a texture reminiscent of heavy cream. Used in cooking traditional German meals.

“Go down to the store and get some blow cream. This gravy needs more hints of semen.”

by Nike7537 February 21, 2022

Cream House

Cream Team HQ

Let's head to the Cream House for briefing

by CTCreamTeam December 27, 2021

Boston Cream Pie

When you bust a fat nut into an Irish girl from Boston who doesn’t pronounce her R’s.

“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”

Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”

I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.

by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022

Boston Cream Pie

When you ejaculate into someone's ass and then watch the cum, among other things, leak out.

Amy finally let me get some anal, so I gave her the ole' Boston Cream Pie.

by Metalbish February 07, 2022

Boston Cream Pie

A Dessert and not what you are thinking of you incel

Jack: I had some Boston Cream Pie today.
Robert: Boston Cream Pie is not a food it's a-
Jack: Shut up Incel

by Oklahoma_Man April 26, 2022

Boston cream pie

When Gronk is fucking Tom Brady’s ass but of course he’s wearing a condom because it’s safer that way. But then he’s super excited and he is about to come! He takes the condom off and spikes it super hard on the ground then comes inside Tom’s ass. Tom complains because it’s not part of his diet and the TB12 way. But those are the breaks with a Boston cream pie!

Gronk celebrated the super bowl victory by dropping a Boston cream pie inside the best QB of all time (GOAT).

by Tomgronk October 03, 2021

Boston-cream-pie

The application of semen to a homosexual football player. Most commonly done whilst the victim (Duggy) is sleeping.

Oh shit, our gay friend is sleeping! Let's Boston-cream-pie his ass!

by casadyrules6969696969 May 09, 2022