by Pig problems May 30, 2014
Get the Tall girl bonermug. by Redjet64 November 18, 2021
Get the glaive boner syndromemug. You know what it is. The boner that happens the second the bell rings to end math class. I guess the linear functions get us all hot and bothered.
Teacher: Can you do problem 4?
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
Student: ....I have the math class boner.
HOLY SHIFT. CHECK OUT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION.
Dat mass.
by JohnLevine May 3, 2011
Get the Math Class Bonermug. An expression used to indicate that someone or something has destroyed your good mood or distracted from a good time.
A: "Jack and Emily's wedding is going to be awesome!"
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
B: "I heard it was going to be a cash bar."
A: "Well R.I.P. my boner."
by SmooveD March 13, 2011
Get the R.I.P. my bonermug. The week long-lasting pants full of excitement one attains from the current popular "trend". It comes and goes with blockbuster movies, hit youtube videos and other various things teenagers worship. This usually results in a weekly trip to Hot Topic to purchase a t-shirt and/or other merchandise with the trend plastered all over it.
Jesse: AJ's goin' hard about Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. He just bought the official soundtrack and a t-shirt.
Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
Jeremy: That's just his Hot Topic Boner actin' up. He'll forget about it when Harry Potter 6 comes out.
by SpyderNinja June 25, 2009
Get the Hot Topic Bonermug. Illinois boner joint:
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.
When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.
by LtPork April 22, 2015
Get the Illinois Boner Jointmug. "Dude that sub in gym is so hot I got a mid school boner." - Enrique
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni
"Dude so did she, that was a guy."- Giovanni
"Crap."-Enrique
"Queer."- Giovanni
by EJ the prp April 16, 2008
Get the mid school bonermug.