The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 17, 2015
Get the Beer Wizardmug. Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
by SkailusLOL August 20, 2020
Get the Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!mug. Associated with Will Ferrel’s son. The process of stacking empty cans of beer to use in a sexual act.
by Jack,1112 December 22, 2023
Get the Beer towermug. Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Canadian Beer Wizardmug. A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
Get the Gangster Beermug. A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
Get the beer musclesmug. 