vegan beef

having/starting beef with someone when there's no actual hard feelings between you two; it's just for fun.

I have some vegan beef with my best friend Chase because he wouldn't shut up about his game yesterday, so I think it'd be funny to ignore him and see how long it takes for him to notice.

by degenerasian February 11, 2022

Beef Dick

An extremely serious condition in which a mans dick turns a brownish/purple color. This results from possibly poop dick, dirty anal sex, Taco Bell, etc.

Synonyms: roast beef dick, poop dick, poop cock, when your dick gets sunburnt.

Hey, Mr. Taymen! Holy fucking shit, you’ve got a beef dick! (Mr. Taymen is a very large man)

Holy shit, how’d you get a hold of that beef dick?!

I can see your beef dick through your pants Mr. Taymen!

by Piss House March 28, 2022

Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Beef

Beef means rat depending on what restaurant you go to.

If bistec de rata was on the menu, more people would know what it was, so they're not going to spell out for people what kind of beef it really is.

by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger

Juicy no teriyaki beef burger is the MCDonalds legendary japanese beef burger. You say it when you want to piss off a friend or vibe with your homies.

"Is that a teriyaki beef burker" person 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 1
"JUICY NO TERIYAKI BEEF BURGER" homie 2

by juciest teriyaki beef burger October 2, 2021

Beef Package

A phased describing not only a long but also girthy penis. To be considered a Beef package one’s penis must be at least 7 inches and 1.5 inches of girth

Micheal”did you see Daniel the other day? He’s packing”
Fred”Yeah he’s got a beef package!”

by WABIT12321 October 20, 2021

Beef

When your having butt sex a sound similar to a fart happens but it’s not a fart but rather extremely similar to that of a queef. Since no doo doo gasses are expelled.

I was clapping her cheeks so hard I made her beef.

by PTFE February 16, 2022