The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.
Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep
Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep
Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang
by D.Butler December 16, 2010
Get the Mistress Of Bangmug. A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.
by Super mega penis boy December 26, 2017
Get the runner bangmug. When you do the wiggle dance before you have sex and you have a great time while doing it you get addicted
by Liv fagmoney February 25, 2017
Get the jigga bangmug. When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.
If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
by I h8 nes August 15, 2025
Get the The Big Bang (AKA the sizzler)mug. by Cmoreat50 April 10, 2021
Get the Coochie Bang Bangmug. by Mcmaniscaleb December 21, 2022
Get the Hang and Bangmug. made famous by Ashley Darby from the Real Housewives of Potomac season 1.
1. Dismissing someone typically female by saying girl, then "bang" referencing the sound of a gun to shut them up.
2. An alternative to girl bye
1. Dismissing someone typically female by saying girl, then "bang" referencing the sound of a gun to shut them up.
2. An alternative to girl bye
by blondierosey December 25, 2020
Get the girl bangmug.