turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

Brain Rave

The effect whrn its 3am and your memeroies start just happen

also a song by Your Favorite Martian.

Hey u up

yea
lemmie geuss a brain rave
yeah

by ChaseTOM December 13, 2022

Wiki-brain

Knowledge of a particular subject comprised primarily or completely of information gained from Wikipedia. Depending on the topic at hand, a Wiki-brain can be extensive and accurate or miniscule and fictitious.

One: How do you know so much about Metallica? You're not even a fan!
Two: I'm not, but I have a Wiki-brain about them.

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One: You know that help you gave me on that essay last night? It was all wrong! I failed!
Two: Sorry, man. I warned you it was just a Wiki-brain.

by WikiBrainer October 14, 2011

brain booger

when you have someone inside your brain that sneezes, your brain and size of head expand backwards in a way that you start looking like a pumpking head.

man i think someone sneezed inside your head, you might have a brain booger. That shit is whack.

by space trip January 30, 2018

Brain

a thing in your head that %99.9999 of people don't have

I have a Brain

no you just don't.

by fasdfadfs February 20, 2015

brain fever

(noun) A belief that "crazies are great in bed." Coined as a parallel to "yellow fever" for fetishizing Asian women, "jungle fever" for fetishizing Black women, etc.

It's not always easy to distinguish someone with brain fever from a partner who's merely willing to support you through your mental illness.

by Cardemius Brouch Jr. January 4, 2025

Tooth infection that spread to my brain

Is why I feel drained. I took some antiseptic mouth wash and it ameliorated my symptoms by 30% overnight.

Hym "And if I could prescribe myself with antibiotics for the tooth infection that spread to my brain I wouldn't feel this way."

by Hym Iam June 20, 2025