American System 

Paying your own bills when having a friends gathering at an eat out place. Usually used in the sub continent.

Khan: So who is going to pay the bill?

Malik: American system ;)

American System by libran November 18, 2011

American Muffin Top 

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

American Muffin Top by Mumble October 13, 2012

americonsumer 

The mindless shopper, led by the nose by half-truths and misleading advertising, believing that brand name products will give them soul-satisfaction or better benefit than similar even better made products that are less heavily advertised.

"The FDA changed the name of Aspartame to Amino Sweet in an effort to fool the Americonsumer into believing that rat poison is protein". or "Tony the Tiger and the Pillsbury Doughboy are two of the slick and slimy characters telling Americonsumer Mothers that it is OK to feed their obese progeny chemicals and GMO's".

americonsumer by Franswami April 13, 2014

american stockpile 

The act of going to a drive through for a fast food restaurant, ordering everything on the menu, and then pulling out leaving the person behind you with your order

Bill:What the fuck, over $100 for a big mac?
McDonald's Worker:Sir you ordered everything
Jerome: Nigga we just gots american stockpiled

american stockpile by FuckDoucheBoy69 July 14, 2014

American chino wanker 

Tennage American boy who obsesses over any thing soccer related (may even call it fútbol). This includes FIFA as their video game of choice... A chino wanker will obsess over the game, play all the time, learn all the players and even adopt a British accent.
An American chino wanker can most easily be recognized by the overuse and misuse of the word banter (it will sound like 'banta' because of their newly found British accent).
This type of person probably thinks they're better and acts macho and strong to prove it.
Either a fan of pop music (like Beyoncé) or singer/songwriter (like Ed sheeran)
Most likely will be wearing low or no socks with vans or old nikes
Wears shorter shorts and occasionally chinos, but not as much as a typical chino wanker. This type of chino wanker is primarily found in the states which is why it is specific to Americans.
Lastly, these boys are likely to have tiny dicks, as do regular chino wankers

friend 1: dude shut up, quit being such a dick
friend 2: chill, it's just banter... Let's play some FIFA! I'll kick your ass
friend 1: you're such an American chino wanker

American chino wanker by Daniel_casp July 13, 2015

American Community School 

It is a ratchet ass school filled with cheeky lads and A-1 banter. It's full of Bros, Hoes, and those shits who play League. (One big family)

American Community School...yeah those fuckers like to party. Shitbags....

American Community School by Cheekym80 October 31, 2015

American Slider 

Cover a curved girl with honey and jelly. Then place her head on the floor and her feet on a bed. Start with a run-up and use the hooker as a slide.

Person 1: How much for an American slider?
Hooker: I don't do that!

American Slider by Truth That July 20, 2016