The Bob Method

When one responds to any introduction (primarily that of the opposite gender) with "Hi.", thus ending the conversation.

Oh hey, how are you doing today Bob? You looked like you had a great time at the club last night.

Bob, using The Bob Method, would respond: "Hi."

by Johopeful September 10, 2021

bobbed it up

Messed it up

When you're talking about doing one of the 5 L's but then you get caught;

"Yeah i was doing one of the L's but i bobbed it up and got caught didt aye"
"Ah fam that suks"

by bobbeditup November 30, 2017

Bob

The equivalent to Karen always has something to complain about

“Oh look, here comes Bob to complain About his services and demand a free meal After he scarfed the entire full meal down. Grab the manager him and Karen are going to have a problem.

by Peggyhill September 1, 2021

Bob

Bob is that one slightly overweight guy who is always really jolly and will have a smile on his face 24/7 everybody should have a Bob in their life. Bob is the best

"I wish I could be like Bob"

by iwanttogotobed November 2, 2020

bob azli

Epitome of cool.

Man, you cool like dat Bob Azli..!

by bobazli January 17, 2011

Bob

A person with a 24 inch penis.

Stop showing me your 24 inch penis, Bob!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

Bob Marley Catheter

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.

Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.

Kyle: Whoa! What happened?

Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.

by Zaschiana April 27, 2023