care bear slam

The act of eating a large amount of jello then body slamming 7 year old at their birthday party then puking into the child's mouth.
The birthday party ended abruptly after Jack's drunk uncle Bill care bear slammed him.
by John the kid with a haircut April 28, 2016
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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 22, 2019
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oh teddy bear

A phrase said by H20 Delirious during a Dead Rising game play with Vanossgaming, and, now is said in any game that he sees a teddy bear in.
Vanoss: Delirious, come over here.
Delirious: Look, a gu- Oh teddy bear!
by MorkMuzzl September 27, 2017
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The Anti-Social Bear

He is a very Anti-Social / emo bear who loves hugs from small children because he is a pm and child molester. He has no friends because he is Anti-Social. This definition may seem stupid and fake but it is the truest thing that is on the internet. He is not a joke.
by theantisocialaccountant October 16, 2017
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Rusty bear Trap

The female equivalent of tea bagging. This is when a woman sits on someone's face in celebration of a kill in online gaming.
Katherine added to that guys humiliation by giving him a rusty bear trap after she killed him.
by Squishy6 August 12, 2015
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Magic Teddy Bear

This is a slang we use for edable weed gummy bears, it something that always cure depression.
"Hey bro, can you hand me a magic teddy bear " says Moby to Moein
by The cool agincie October 25, 2018
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We Baby Bears

A show on Cartoon Network that premiered in 2022. It is about three bear brothers who like to go on exciting adventures as toddlers.
It is a spin-off prequel of the animated series We Bare Bears, which was created by Daniel Chong. Produced by Cartoon Network Studios. The rating of this tv series is TV-Y7. (Just like the original We Bare Bears) The adorable young bears get kicked out of their apartment after a few misunderstandings. However, the bear brothers do have a magical cardboard box which can transport them anywhere.
Man, I can’t believe We Baby Bears is on air right now. I miss the original We Bare Bears.
by Koria Cousley December 29, 2022
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