Baptist hand job

A masturbatory act in which the penis is stimulated to erection, but not to ejaculation.

Peggy Sue allowed Cletus a Baptist hand job during their courtship, thinking that it wasn't sex but kept him on the line.

by Elvis wearing a bra July 21, 2005

Portuguese hand pump

masturbating (male only)

I'm off for a portuguese hand pump

by molemagic August 4, 2009

Fuck hands

A reference to hands that smell of sex after a long night of sexual activity.

Can you pass me the soap? I banged that chick so hard all night long, I got a reeking case of fuck hands!

by ozzynotmyrealname January 5, 2012

Swap Hands

To fight someone, mostly used by a certain crowd of British people

Oi bruv, im gonna swap hands with that mandem my drilla. Watch out g.

by 1264926482 December 7, 2020

period hands

When a woman gets her period overnight and wakes up with dried blood caked on her hands.

Jen: Do you want to come with me to get our nails done?
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.

by Purple Polar Bear October 29, 2012

shrek hands

When a boy has big ass sausage fingers

Omg like he put his hand on my waist and he hand Shrek hands

by Boi got Shrek hands 666 January 28, 2017

invisible hand

The process by which fees are removed from your bank account when you use the wrong/out-of-network automatic teller machine.

The "invisible hand" is going to take $2.50 for getting 20 bucks out of my checking account here.

by Nuska June 6, 2004