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Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
by ZombieManager April 5, 2022
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Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.
Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.
by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022
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Zoom-a-rific

A particularly productive and efficient virtual meeting using the Zoom online meeting platform.
Did you see Esmerelda's Zoom-a-rific meeting on the new HR policies? It was recorded, so you can still see it online.
by katiedidnot April 21, 2020
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Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!
"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver
by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022
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Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"
I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.
by Funk April 29, 2020
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Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
by god Karen May 14, 2020
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Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.
by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
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