Your mom

An incredibly beautiful woman on the inside and out whose sole goal in life is to live long and prosperously off of positivity, self-acceptance, and the subcutaneous and visceral fat reserves in her body.

Your mom is so cool that absolute zero warms her up.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Your mom

Insert yo mama joke her,what it couldnt fit cause your mom so fat.

"your mom fat ha" 4th grader

by GAY ALEX IS GAY January 22, 2022

Your mom

The most badass comeback after you've been roasted by your mates.

My mate: Lol go commit bath toaster
Me: Your mom xd
My mate: oh jesus that was a bit too harsh

by Runiga September 19, 2018

your mom

what my friend Lucas says all the time

Me- who was the first president?
Lucas- Your mom

by justindanieldomowenlucasnick November 23, 2019

Your mom

Gay

Your mom gay

by Boi boi boi boi boi boi February 13, 2019

your mom

Your mom is a synonym for homosexuals, it is usually used in reference to sex.
Its origins can be dated back to 12th century Moscow, when Vladimir Rusckohov, 15, replied this to his boyfriend when she asked, "who did have sex with????"

Your mom is just a comeback. This is fake.
P2: BUT I LOVE YOU-

by homomymomo May 19, 2020

Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014