Waffle Style

A very sparsely used sexual style, which involves filling every single one of your girls "dimples" with your "syrup"

Jim- "My girlfriend wants to take our relationship to the next level. What should I do.

Random Stranger- " You should try waffle style. Just keep yourself hydrated."

by Jesus Con Carne April 26, 2010

wafflegasm

A rare occurance during which a human literally ejaculates a pre-cooked waffle. It is said to be extremely painful and in extremely rare cases, the waffle is followed by maple syrup and in one recorded instance, a small amount of butter.

1-"I had a wafflegasm last night"
2-"Did it hurt?"
1-"Yeah, im seeing my doctor tommarow."
2-"Has that ever happened to you before?"
1-"Once. I cried.*sniffle*"

by QazRant January 15, 2011

Waffle-bration

Celebrating with waffles

SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro

by AnotherJack January 1, 2014

Waffleausea

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.

Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.

by Jennysioux November 7, 2014

WaffleBoggle

A woman takes a frozen eggo waffle then rolls it up and shoves it up her pussy then waits 24 hours to take it out and gets a bottle of spray butter and applies the butter to the soggy waffle and tears it into bits then shoves it up a mans urethane and after he ejaculates she proceeds to lick up the creamy bits

Dat bitch WaffleBoggle me so damn good

by PackagedWolf237 June 5, 2016

waffle donkey

When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.

Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"

by Smallman Wumbie June 1, 2017

waffle house mustache

a medium-thin, very soft but gristly-looking mustache. like your stereotypical 80s muscle hero stache, but cheaper looking. usually seen worn on meth-addict truckers at Waffle House at 3 AM.

"That's a damn fine waffle house mustache."

by marblecakealsothegame13 November 27, 2018