Cosbys, Winslows, and Jeffersons

both of yall wrong! there was NO tv sitcom with a family by the last name of 'cosby'. you may be referring to the huxtables, who had the star bill cosby.

"you look cute...in a theo huxtable kind of way"
"really? usually i get al roker."

by whatdaworld January 22, 2004

winkleberry

noun - the act of urinary excretion; peeing; doing number one. Can be either in the toilet, or anywhere else (ie: a wall)

Andrew: Steven, can you help me carry this TV up the stairs? I'm just about to drop it.

Steven: No, I'ma go winkleberry.

*Steven walks off. Andrew dies from rabid wolverine attack*

by D*Mont September 7, 2005

Rip Van Winkle

While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.

While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle

by chadmuska25 April 8, 2009

Rip Van Winkle

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Rip Van Winkled

To awake and find a female's extremely hairy vagina over your face.

"I just got Rip Van Winkled last night, and I still have hair in my teeth!"

by Thumper168 December 1, 2009

winkle

Winkles were a medieval fashion and men used devices to shrink their nobs so they were fatter than they were long.

The term used when you men toss off men: "your winkles ans big as a coin"

A cock thats dumpy, i.e. fatter than it is long:
"woo, my boyfriend has a fat winkle"

by noob bomb May 13, 2005

winkle picker

on morcambe bay, there are a bunch of dead koreans that drowned a while back after gettin stuck pickin winkles illeagally. they looked tired, slanty eyed, and mauled.

after a heavy night on the piss dan saw dave who was looking dog rough. dan sid unto dave " fuck me, you look like a damned winkle picker!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004