Ad: Hey, your windows 10 pc gonna die, switch to windows 11!
Person: PC: let's go back to Windows 2000, but I mod it.
Person: PC: let's go back to Windows 2000, but I mod it.
by jrStudiosofficial July 17, 2022
When the Windows Update is very slow, for example when a security update of 1.8 MB is downloading in one hour.
John: What's going on Jim? Why are you looking at the computer so long?
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
Jim: I'w waiting for the Windows Upfuckingdate to complete.
by Gaboantsa August 30, 2014
a) The period of attractiveness that occurs between your first drink and when you've had one too many. Characterized by confidence, humor and an easy manner.
b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.
b) A particularly attractive hole in a wall, often glazed with glass or plastic.
a)
"Have I got drunk face?
Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"
b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"
"Have I got drunk face?
Yeah, your sexy window is definitely closed, man"
b)
"You'll notice that that the end of the corridor of this Classical period building has a particularly sexy window"
by pseudopete January 26, 2009
The only operating system that makes Windows Vista seem good. It is just a desktop operating system derived from a cell phone operating system. It may be somewhat fast, but that's because it can't do anything.
by F-Windows-8 February 09, 2012
Windows Fista, the ow starts now.
by sciurus February 21, 2008
I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.
Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
Reaction: Crash
Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash
Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash
Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003
a computer that works fine. i have it and it never crashes. its awesome. just watch out for BSOD.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.
I once got a virus but it went away when i got AVG.
To some people, some people say ''windows xp is stupid'', well they should upgrade to Windows 7.
Windows XP user: my computer never crashes.
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!
Mac OS X user: watch out for the BSOD!
Linux user: what he said!
by u2dvdbono September 07, 2010