After taking home a random woman from the bar, and you realize she smells bad. You decide to chow her box anyway.
Person 1 "Did you go home with Sarah last night."
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
Person 2 "Yeh, she smelt so bad"
Person 1 "You pulled a Mr. Wilson didn't you."
Person 2 "ummmmm. yeh"
by StcVader March 01, 2012
by elouk July 28, 2006
the hugest and hardest male known to man. if you get into shoulder on shoulder tussle with him, you will walk away looking like henry spencer. "weak and broken, and also a cuntnar." never disrespect Fergus also known as WIDE BOY because if you do, all his boys will be on you and you will have mad opps. Fergus also gets many leng stylls due to the size of his quads. in conclusion fergus is one of a kind and one of the greatest men on this planet. HE IS HUGE AND COULD DESTROY JIMMY IF HE WANTED TO.
BOULEY, "YO BRO IAM A FEEELING LARGE TODAY"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"
DOCO, "ARE YOU FEELING AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON THO"
DAN, "NAH BRONAR NO ONE IS AS LARGE AS FERGUS WILSON"
by Dunstt June 18, 2021
Chris Wilson is the leader of the Yourhighnessgaming Twitch stream and community, he is an absolute tank 6'4 ultrachad who has swarms of supermodels constantly at his door. He is a master of every form of Hand-To-Hand combat and a charming, handsome, charismatic, kind guy who everybody with a single braincell loves.
"Chris Wilson is so handsome!"
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!
"I wish Chris Wilson would read me a bedtime story"
"Chris Wilson is the reason I'm happy!
by AlphaZeroSeven November 30, 2022
Shildon warrior
Loves the balloons now and again
Can’t forget her favourite echo falls
Loves to do the dirty buisness with that one group of lads she’s been through a few of them now
One of them was the worst she’s had which was a disappointment to her
She’s a bit of a wrongen
She’s got a bit of a lisp aswell
Loves the balloons now and again
Can’t forget her favourite echo falls
Loves to do the dirty buisness with that one group of lads she’s been through a few of them now
One of them was the worst she’s had which was a disappointment to her
She’s a bit of a wrongen
She’s got a bit of a lisp aswell
by I love MD December 09, 2019
Robbo: Oi have you seen Jake Wilson? Apparently he's here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here
Steve-O: What the fuck cunt? Get the fuck out of here
by Tweed Ass Bitch April 27, 2018
Your partner dresses up as Russell Wilson while experiencing extremely aggressive diarrhea, you then proceed to use your dick as a plunger causing a volcano of liquid magma to erupt from said partners anus upon removal.
Johnny: "Hey Brandon where's Travis?"
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
Brandon: "Oh he's out back giving Nolan a Rusty Wilson."
Johnny: "Tells those crazy kids to come in, the games starting."
by The Ugly Barnacle November 05, 2014